our founder explodes to signify disintegrating expectations

Not even Our Founder can have everything complete at once.  In fact, he's sort of a slacker sometimes.  So this particular link isn't active yet.   Please don't take it personally.  It's not about you, really.  You're really a sweet person.  It's just that, at this particular time, I think we should just be friends.  Your friendship is valuable to me.  Very valuable.  I cherish it.  I'm just not in a space right now where I can sustain another web relationship like this.  No .. no .. I promised myself I wouldn't cry.  Stop looking at me like that.  Look, I think we both just need some time.  Hit the back button on your browser and we'll discuss this later.  When you come back next time check the "Our Improvements" section on the front page of ourfounder.com.   Then, maybe, you'll see that I'm ready for you.