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Currently the Haque is covering the 2000 Race for the U.S. Presidency. Each of the pages linked provide links, commentary, insight, web page reviews and other information. As with the rest of the Our Founder products, a balance of coherence and silliness are provided.

Last Update: Friday, 22-Sep-2000 14:36

Intro

The Primaries are Over,

It is the last throws of the Race for the White House. Those with money have triumphed over those without money.

Those previously locked in bitter conflict are now natural bedfellows. Attack ads attacking other attack ads abound. Endless airmiles paid for by taxpayer matches enable rehashment of speeches to be made hundreds of times. And with each appearance before the population the candidates become less credible.

Our Founder Presents: Your 2000 Presidential Lineup

.	Candidate	Corporate Affiliation	Mover or Shaker	.
.	George W. Bush Texas	.Republican	Mover	.
.	Albert Gore Tennessee	Democrat	Mover	.
.	Patrick J. Buchanan Television	Reformlican	Shaker	.
.	John Haeglin California	.Natural Law	Shaker	.
.	Ralph Nader The People	Green	Shaker	.
	Harry Browne - Libertarian Tennessee	Libertarian	Shaker .
	Yeah, they have running mates. You get bonus points if you can name more than two of them. Or even more than one.
	Former Candidate	Affiliation	Supporting Role
.	John McCain Arizona	.Republican	Mindless Cheerleader .	.
.	Gary Bauer - Virginia	.Republican	Backalley Dealmaker .	.
.	Alan Keyes Maryland	Republican	Back to Radio .
	Bill Bradley New York	Democrat	Bill Bradley
.	Bob Smith California	.Jack Republican	Prodigal Son	.
.	Elizabeth H. Dole Kansas / Beltway / North Carolina	.Republican	Dressing for Diversity
	Lamar Alexander Tennessee	.Republican	Where is Lamar?
	Dan Quayle Illinois	.Republican	Lurking Somewhere
	John Kasich Illimois	Republican	Busiest Man on Television