Our Founder Means Business
| What? Do you think ourfounder.com just happens? No, this is serious business here. At the central offices of ourfounder.com, we have dozens of trained professionals using their brains often to bring you the very finest in social commentary, quality political insight, and humor. This section is dedicated to the intricacies of that business. Here you can invest in ourfounder.com, learn of new quality products, read the hype of old quality products, and understand, firsthand, what it is like to be in the nervecenter of a dispersed corporate structure. |
Our Founder Corporate Structure Our Founder Holdings is a true Internet enterprise, with dozens of staff people located fairly equidistant across the planet. It is an all-earth enterprise. What does this mean to you? Well, first off, it would be nearly impossible for anti-Our Founder terrorists to blow up the central offices of ourfounder.com because there are none. Or, conversely, there are too many of them. It would take dogged determination on the part of the terrorist and, frankly, we're not worth the effort. In the Great Org Chart of ourfounder.com, it is clear that Our Founder is at the top and everyone else is at the bottom. There may have been room for a coup at one time, but now that Our Founder has become such a global phenomenon (not unlike Raffi or Steeleye Span) we can't touch him. He feeds us well and, in general, doesn't take too much of our stuff.
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