FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
One Armed Enhanced Stick Figures Rejoice
31 March 1999 -- www.ourfounder.com, the web site now familiar to many
for bringing the Zine world's Our Founder to the Internet, has unveiled the second of four
products for mass consumption. The product, The Our Founder Political Haque,
provides a one-stop political shopping experience for the masses. Joe-six-pack,
Tina-tee-totaller, Paul Anka, everyone can find quality political insight at the Our
Founder Political Haque. The Our Founder Political Haque provides a mix of satire
and sound political commentary.
The Haque provides reviews of all candidates' web sites - no matter how wacky the
candidate may be. Reviews are based on the quality of content and presentation, not
on the message. Links are also provided to the candidate's sites and to their books
or other publications.
The Haque also provides insights into issues for each candidate, in the candidates' own
words and contrasts the candidates' stands on key issues. To balance this
thoughtfulness, the Our Founder Political Haque also provides drinking games -- after all,
both politics and drinking games are based on mindless repetition.
The slogan of the Haque is Everyone Has More Power than You.
This is the essence of all political messages. We take this to heart by identifying
who each candidate sees as disenfranchised and who they see as the malevolent powers in
the USA.
Future products are the currently-under-construction Our Founder Cult Cult, which
provides spiritual guidance in troubled times, as well as the Our Founder Conspiracy
Generator and the Our Founder Shopping Club. These will join the already existing
products: 872 - A growing collection of experiential
writing from founder writers worldwide and G. I. Diaspora - The
web presence of the Grand Island Diaspora, a group of heavily
Founder-inspired folks.
The web presences are expected to grow as time goes on and Our Founder's influence
grows. We invite you to check out ourfounder.com, to hold it as you would a young
kitten and eat it like you would cold soba. We invite you. We invite you.
Let the pleasure and the fine motor control of Our Founder make you a convert.
He will not sell you on the extraterrestrial. He will not solicit your funds.
He is merely an information source. Free. Monochromatic.
Constructed from simple shapes. There is no pressure here. Our Founder is not
your boss. Our Founder is merely a conduit, a translator, a kitchen-aid.
The way we see it, you can either be fairly well-adjusted like the people in the Our
Founder Political Haque, or you can be like Doug Knee.
"God blessed me so
much at the conference, I feel like
I'm ready to bust!" -- Doug Knee - Dayton,
OH
The choice belongs to the chooser.
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