FOR
IMMEDIATE RELEASE
One Armed Enhanced Stick Figures Rejoice
31 March 1999 -- www.ourfounder.com, the web site now familiar to many
for bringing the Zine world's Our Founder to the Internet, has unveiled the first of four
products for mass consumption. The product, The Our Founder Cult Cult,
provides a one-stop spiritual shopping experience for the masses. The ourfounder.com
team recognized the spiritual need of today's overhyped generations (all three of
them). The people were crying out for a spirituality that closely reflected the void
in which they reside, yet still has the look, feel and annoying side-effects of a regular
religion.
The Our Founder Cult Cult provides this. Our Founder asks for nothing and gives
back even less. Our Founder provides no basis for hate, fear, anxiety or any other
emotion. Our Founder is the deity that just hangs out.
Future products are the currently-under-construction Our Founder Political Haque which
will cover the Year 2000 U.S. Presidential Elections, as well as the Our Founder
Conspiracy Generator and the Our Founder Shopping Club. These will join the already
existing products: 872 - A growing collection of
experiential writing from founder writers worldwide and G. I. Diaspora - The
web presence of the Grand Island Diaspora, a group of heavily
Founder-inspired folks.
The web presences are expected to grow as time goes on and Our Founder's influence
grows. We invite you to check out ourfounder.com, to hold it as you would a young
kitten and eat it like you would cold soba. We invite you. We invite you.
Let the pleasure and the fine motor control of Our Founder make you a convert.
He will not sell you on the extraterrestrial. He will not solicit your funds.
He is merely an information source. Free. Monochromatic.
Constructed from simple shapes. There is no pressure here. Our Founder is not
your boss. Our Founder is merely a conduit, a translator, a kitchen-aid.
The way we see it, you can either be fairly well-adjusted like the people in the Our
Founder Cult Cult, or you can be like Doug Knee.
"God blessed me so
much at the conference, I feel like
I'm ready to bust!" -- Doug Knee - Dayton,
OH
The choice belongs to the chooser.
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