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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


Our Founder launches ourfounder.com

One Armed Enhanced Stick Figures Rejoice

25 October, 1998 -- Our Founder himself was only launched 15 years ago on the plains of Nebraska.  Even at that time, being drawn of felt tip, he had his eye on the digital revolution.  Our Founder was first digitized on an Apple II in very low-resolution and printed on a 75 dpi printer.  Now, in the pre-dawn hours of the new millennium, Our Founder holds tight to ourfounder.com as it blasts into the digital age.  ourfounder.com will be the flagship for the growing founder-inspired web presences worldwide.  These web presences include:

872 - A growing collection of experiential writing from founder writers worldwide.

G. I. Diaspora - The web presence of the Grand Island Diaspora, a group of heavily Founder-inspired folks.

The web presences are expected to grow as time goes on and Our Founder's influence grows.  We invite you to check out ourfounder.com, to hold it as you would a young kitten and eat it like you would cold soba.  We invite you.  We invite you.   Let the pleasure and the fine motor control of Our Founder make you a convert.   He will not sell you on extraterrestrials.  He will not solicit your funds.   He is merely an information source.  Free.  Monochromatic.   Constructed from simple shapes.  There is no pressure here.  Our Founder is not your boss.  Our Founder is merely a conduit, a translator, a kitchen-aid.  

The way we see it, you can either be fairly well-adjusted like the people in the Diaspora, or you can be like Doug Knee.

"God blessed me so much at the conference, I feel like I'm ready to bust!"    -- Doug Knee - Dayton, OH

The choice belongs to the chooser.

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