Our
Founder Corporate Structure
Our Founder Holdings is a true Internet enterprise, with dozens of staff people located
fairly equidistant across the planet. It is an all-earth enterprise. What does
this mean to you? Well, first off, it would be nearly impossible for anti-Our
Founder terrorists to blow up the central offices of ourfounder.com because there are
none. Or, conversely, there are too many of them. It would take dogged
determination on the part of the terrorist and, frankly, we're not worth the effort.
In the Great Org Chart of ourfounder.com, it is clear that Our Founder is at the top
and everyone else is at the bottom. There may have been room for a coup at one time,
but now that Our Founder has become such a global phenomenon (not unlike Raffi or Steeleye
Span) we can't touch him. He feeds us well and, in general, doesn't take too much of
our stuff.
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